Wherever I May Roam…

Welcome to Citibank Philippines Online Banking!

A company who’ve never heard of Evince, KPDF, Okular, or even Foxit (if you’re on Windows).
A company who forces our users to install and launch bloated softwares such as Adobe Acrobat Reader.
A company who wants your computers to crawl.
A company who prefers an application that eats up 90% of your resources.
A company who fires as many as 24,000 employees.
… and yet retains the most incompetent ones.
A company who assumes too much.
A company who assumes their users don’t know what’s good for them.
A company who assumes their users are dumb.
And since they’re dumb, we won’t even offer an option to download the pdf file
… because we know what’s good for you.

Thank you for using Citibank Online Banking

- Webmaster
*I’m a god, and you’re all idiots*